"Excuse me sir but do you have a license for that carrot?"
Just saw Shoot Em Up and was thoroughly IMPRESSED. Who was starring in it? Don't care. What was the movie about? Doesn't matter. If any of the following sounds like something you would pay 10 bucks to see then get to the theater now:
1. a mid-air skydiving shootout
2. a hero who only gets really angry when people act like douches (switching lanes without signaling, making that "ahh" sound after drinking coffee)
3. sex and a gunfight - simultaneously
4. carrots used as deadly weapons
1. a mid-air skydiving shootout
2. a hero who only gets really angry when people act like douches (switching lanes without signaling, making that "ahh" sound after drinking coffee)
3. sex and a gunfight - simultaneously
4. carrots used as deadly weapons
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