"Not hot"
Here's a list of 5 awful movies from 2007 that made way too much money at the US box office. I'll keep saying it: if you keep watching them they'll keep making them. United front people!
Spider-Man 3 ($336 mil)- Sam Raimi turned Spiderman into a singing, dancing, crying emo whiner in this disjointed threequel.
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer ($131 mil) - Another unnecessary sequel; they also somehow managed to turn the usually epic Silver Surfer into a bland popcorn flick character.
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry ($119 mil) - A homophobic, condescending pile of inconsequential slapstick and yet another reminder that Adam Sandler should have stopped making movies after Billy Madison.
National Treasure: Book of Secrets ($100 mil so far) - Nicholas Cage phones it in again in this wannabe Indiana Jones, quasi-patriotic family film that's inevitably going to turn into a full fledged franchise.
Saw IV ($63 mil)- Movie producers, please make a new year's resolution to stop making torture porn. Pretty please?
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