Pleo The Destroyer

Jenn: ... do you know what the pleo is?
Me: nope
Jenn: I don't know if I want to have one, or destroy all the ones that exist
Jenn: well, go to amazon and search "pleo" and then watch the video
Me: the dinosaur?
Jenn: yeah
Me: I'm so fascinated
Jenn: it's totally the end of us
Jenn: I want one
Jenn: but if I get it, one day it's descendants will destroy me
Jenn: in the inevitable war against mainkind
Jenn: what side will YOU be on
Me: I'm on team pelo
Me: All hail the omnipotent pleo
Jenn: nooo!
Jenn: PLEO YOU BASTARD!
Jenn: GIVE MY SISTER BACK TO HUMANITY
Me: but master pleo is so kind
Jenn: AHHGGG!
Jenn: I'm serious. First Roomba... now Pleo
Jenn: Please dear god...
Jenn: don't let them mate